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So…

I’m not normally the kind of person to be ashamed of, but we really need to talk about these weird a** fetishes that seem to be running rampant on Fox News and the distorted right-handed world in general.

Why do Fox News pundits and guests have their star-studded Klanny panties in a heap over new Minnie Mouse and M&M cartoon design changes?

On Wednesday, Fox host Jesse Watters brought in lost and found mascot Candice Owens to talk about what she seems to think is a significant issue.Disney puts Minnie Mouse in a blue and black polka dot pantsuit instead of her classic red and white polka dot skirt.

“That’s why people don’t take these people seriously,” scolded Owens. “They take all those things no one was offended about until they have to get rid of them and destroy them because they’re bored.”

“They are trying to destroy the fabric of our society,” she continued.

So I think we all understand what’s going on here, right?

Candace Owens wants to start a Minnie Mouse OnlyFans because she’s tapped into the spanking bank market of conservative men who want female cartoon animals sitting on their faces— which would work much better if they wore skirts instead of pantsuits.

Anyway, what Owens– who appears to be wearing some sort of costume while complaining that Minnie is wearing some sort of costume – doesn’t realize she doesn’t know WTF she’s talking about. Even though she was addressing a real issue, which she isn’t, literally no one has complained about the way Minnie Mouse dresses. Anybody. Not a single body. Beyond that, Minnie’s sleek new threads aren’t even meant to be a permanent change to the character’s design.

As Newsweek reported: “The dress was created by fashion designer Stella McCartney to mark Disneyland Paris’ 30th anniversary. The redesign is intended to be worn only in March, by those wearing a Minnie Mouse costume performing at the theme park. So while Owens worries about the “fabric of our society” in America, the pantsuit is actually tied to a Disneyland that isn’t America at all. It’s almost like someone needs to screw up and stop being offended for nothing.

Owens also mentioned the non-troversy M&Ms that Fox host Tucker Carlson recently lamented on his show.

That’s right, folks, Carson recently got deep into her feelings about the brown M&M cartoon being “less sexy” because she was recently pictured wearing low heels and tennis shoes instead of stilettos. Tops.

Carlson might as well go ahead and admit he wants to fuck an M&M. Go ahead and say you want them to melt in your mouth, hand, and various other surfaces and orifices the treat wasn’t necessarily intended for. I’m sure somewhere in Victoria’s Secret’s extensive catalog is lingerie made to fit a human-sized circular candy shell shaped body. (I guess he likes his thick M&Ms too, he’s just worried about developing a peanut allergy.)

I’m just saying it’s a weird fetish, guys. Just really weird.


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